True Story

I just finally changed my high-school email just this year!! Turns out you don't get taken seriously when your email was the name of a Taco Bell menu item...Which normally I wouldn't mind at all.. but having a kid in elementary school and seeing as I was the only parent with their email on the mailing list that wasn't my full name..... I figured it might be time to grow old a bit.... BAH HUM BUG!

Dedicated to My Kung-Fu Lover

Because "The Bf" is Asian and because poking fun at Asians never gets old!!

Courtesy of 9GAG

Quote of the Day

One of my BIGGEST pet peeves out of my million other pet peeves...... PEOPLE THAT JUDGE..... So this is one of my FAVORITE quotes out of my million other favorite quotes.......... People that judge can suck it and fuck off because in all reality their judgement is IGNORANCE wrapped up in LACK of KNOWLEDGE..... 

Dear Santa,

It's Christmas list time!!!! Nothing too crazy or anything........

First I will start off small..... I would like a gold watch. Not a dainty girls watch, a big face mans watch. Seeing as Rolex will be a lil far fetch, this Michael Kors watch will work...

Second I absolutely NEED an Iphone.... Since I weened off the Crackberry, this is an absolute must. P.s. Keep in mind I have Sprint.... 

Third I would like a new T.V... This gift isn't just for me it's for Mason too. So it's like a double whammy. Kill two birds with one stone kinda gift. ;-) I am getting tired of watching movies in the dark.. and by dark I am referring to the picture!! I can't see shit on this damn black BOX.....

                               

Last but most certainly not least, I would like Prince Charming delivered to my door. Preferably one that looks like David Beckham, one that oooooozes sexy like David, one with lots of tattoos like David (a MUST), one with a HOOOOT lean body like David and most of all one who is an absolute doll with kids like this beautiful man God is!! 

That is all..... See, nothing too extreme.... Pretty sure you can handle that!!.... In return I will leave out some specially BAKED brownies (pun maybe?) and a nice spiked drink to wash it down....

                                                                          Merry Christmas,

                                                                                     Diters ♥

                          

Float like a Butterfly... Swing like a Geezer!!!!

Former NFL quarterback Joe Kapp who and former CFL (Canadian Football League) enemey of Joe Kapp's, Angelo Mosca got into an old man's rumble during a luncheon for the Grey Cup (CFL's version of the Super Bowl)..... You would think that the geezer with the cane would have won... GREATEST entertainment to come from Canada since Drake and Bieber!!! 

                                    

This Isn't Creepy AT ALL.......

Oh ya know...... Just your average day Creepy Old Man taking a picture with a bunch of little Playboy Bunnies in training..... Nothing to raise an eyebrow over or anything..... dot. dot. dot. dot. NOOOTTTT!!!!

Picture courtesy of THE CHIVE

Acorn PeaNUT Butter Bites

EASY, cute, bite size treats for the holiday season. Did I mention that it is EASY to make??? (Thank you Pinterest).... It took me about 10 minutes to make them. All you need is Nutter Butter Bites, Hershey Kisses, chocolate chips and a lighter!! Heat the bottoms of the Hershey's and chocolate chips with the lighter for literally a second or two and stick to the peanut butter bites...... and BOOM! You're done!!!!