True Story

I just finally changed my high-school email just this year!! Turns out you don't get taken seriously when your email was the name of a Taco Bell menu item...Which normally I wouldn't mind at all.. but having a kid in elementary school and seeing as I was the only parent with their email on the mailing list that wasn't my full name..... I figured it might be time to grow old a bit.... BAH HUM BUG!

Dedicated to My Kung-Fu Lover

Because "The Bf" is Asian and because poking fun at Asians never gets old!!

Courtesy of 9GAG

Quote of the Day

One of my BIGGEST pet peeves out of my million other pet peeves...... PEOPLE THAT JUDGE..... So this is one of my FAVORITE quotes out of my million other favorite quotes.......... People that judge can suck it and fuck off because in all reality their judgement is IGNORANCE wrapped up in LACK of KNOWLEDGE..... 

Dear Santa,

It's Christmas list time!!!! Nothing too crazy or anything........

First I will start off small..... I would like a gold watch. Not a dainty girls watch, a big face mans watch. Seeing as Rolex will be a lil far fetch, this Michael Kors watch will work...

Second I absolutely NEED an Iphone.... Since I weened off the Crackberry, this is an absolute must. P.s. Keep in mind I have Sprint.... 

Third I would like a new T.V... This gift isn't just for me it's for Mason too. So it's like a double whammy. Kill two birds with one stone kinda gift. ;-) I am getting tired of watching movies in the dark.. and by dark I am referring to the picture!! I can't see shit on this damn black BOX.....

                               

Last but most certainly not least, I would like Prince Charming delivered to my door. Preferably one that looks like David Beckham, one that oooooozes sexy like David, one with lots of tattoos like David (a MUST), one with a HOOOOT lean body like David and most of all one who is an absolute doll with kids like this beautiful man God is!! 

That is all..... See, nothing too extreme.... Pretty sure you can handle that!!.... In return I will leave out some specially BAKED brownies (pun maybe?) and a nice spiked drink to wash it down....

                                                                          Merry Christmas,

                                                                                     Diters ♥

                          

Float like a Butterfly... Swing like a Geezer!!!!

Former NFL quarterback Joe Kapp who and former CFL (Canadian Football League) enemey of Joe Kapp's, Angelo Mosca got into an old man's rumble during a luncheon for the Grey Cup (CFL's version of the Super Bowl)..... You would think that the geezer with the cane would have won... GREATEST entertainment to come from Canada since Drake and Bieber!!! 

                                    

This Isn't Creepy AT ALL.......

Oh ya know...... Just your average day Creepy Old Man taking a picture with a bunch of little Playboy Bunnies in training..... Nothing to raise an eyebrow over or anything..... dot. dot. dot. dot. NOOOTTTT!!!!

Picture courtesy of THE CHIVE

Acorn PeaNUT Butter Bites

EASY, cute, bite size treats for the holiday season. Did I mention that it is EASY to make??? (Thank you Pinterest).... It took me about 10 minutes to make them. All you need is Nutter Butter Bites, Hershey Kisses, chocolate chips and a lighter!! Heat the bottoms of the Hershey's and chocolate chips with the lighter for literally a second or two and stick to the peanut butter bites...... and BOOM! You're done!!!! 

Another One Bites the Dust

Aahhhh the sick joy I get out of seeing people bust their asses.... too funny! Yes, I am that mom that will laugh at my kid when he falls and ask questions later....When I catch my breath from laughing. So it's ok for me to laugh at other people when they fall. Yet, I would definitely HATE being a celebrity and being photographed at all times because I bust my ass quite often. And I can't image my face looking half as good as Salma's as I fall down either.... All though I would have let go of my kids hand on the way down that way I don't make her fall too! (Just because I laugh when my kid falls doesn't mean I would purposely make him fall.) Sorry Salma..... But great picture!

AMA Fashion Roundup

I live for award shows ONLY to see what everyone will be wearing and to see the performances. The rest of the show I fast forward cause it's all non sense. This AMA's I wasn't too impressed with what everyone wore. No one really wowed me last night. Except for Julie Bowen in her striped sequin dress. So here is a roundup of a few of the celebrities that I needed to talk about.......

 Even though Taylor Swift's dress is beautiful and glamorous, I'm so tired of seeing this annoying girl in the SAME look ALL the time. Change it up a bit, your style is too predictable. I love the fun, sexy striped sequin dress that Julie Bowen is wearing. She looks absolutely STUNNING and rocks this dress!

Can I just say first that both of these dresses and looks are a Fashion FAIL. But since it was a battle of the pink haired ladies, I decided to choose Katy Perry solely based on the fact that her makeup is flawless and her cleavage is on point. Also because Nikki Minaj bothers me. All though Nikki's dress could have been tweaked a bit to make it work.

Ok, Ok, I had to add the two best dressed MEN for the night. First is Robin Thicke. He OOOZES SEXY rock star hotness! Too die for! Next up is John Legend. All black everything...Black on black on black (And I'm just speaking about the clothes people..) Perfectly tailored and flawless. 

These two looks I'm on the fence about. I don't absolutely LOVE them, but then again I don't HATE them either...So they both will be sharing ONE check mark... Anne Vyalitsyna's dress reminds me of what Lady Gaga wore to the VMA's. So to me this dress is a repeat offender. As for Jennifer Lopez, she can do no wrong in my eyes even when sometimes she may just be doing wrong. This dress itself is very beautiful and dramatic. Probably a little bit too dramatic for the AMA's though. It's ok J.Lo, I still adore you.

Fail. Fail. Fail. Fail. Fail. I am all about girls who are confident enough with their bodies to wear body hugging clothes to show off their curves. EXCEPT when they do it so poorly that it is completely UNFLATTERING and in Christina Aguilera's case just plain GROSS. I'm not sure these two have any stylists (from the looks of their dress choices I think it's safe to assume they don't) or a mirror for that matter, but someone in their entourage if not everyone needs to be fired for allowing them to look like this on national television. I would have loved to seen Xtina with her hair BRUSHED and in a dress that isn't two sizes too small. As for Kelly Clarkson, if the dress didn't have the mermaid bottom it would have worked.

Holy Penis!!

There is nothing I love more then RANDOMNESS!!! This soap SLASH penis SLASH Holy Saint would be a perfect example of that......... I'm thinking that this is a perfect stocking stuffer!! 

SOAP-LUXURY SAINT Naughty & Nice: Add some honey scented soap to your bath. This soap brings new meaning to "shower gift". Generous size 6.5"T x 2.25"W 

$20.80 www.pylones-usa.com 

Operation Christmas Child

Please take a moment of your time to check out this great organization. Samaritan's Purse

You take a shoebox, fill it full with all sorts of things for a child (i.e. books, crayons, toys, socks, toothbrush, shirts, etc.) then drop it off to your nearest drop off location (visit the website for a location nearest you.)

Me and Mason are each going to pack a shoe box this weekend! I suggest everyone else does this too. It doesn't cost a lot, but it means the world to a child!

This week is drop-off week, which means this is the last week you can pack and drop off your shoeboxes (11-21 is the last day. That way the kids will receive their boxes by Xmas.) So PLEASE make it a priority! Check out the website for more information about shoeboxes and drop off locations near you.

Pack A Shoe Box LABELS and INSTRUCTIONS

What is it that I do while I am at work all day???..  Watch completely ridiculous videos and get absolutely NOTHING done! 

With that said, This one is pretty funny..... 

Chivalry is Not Dead

                                                                               

Today I saw a little boy about 5 years old pull out the chair for his pregnant mom. It was by far the sweetest thing I have seen in a long while. Bless his little heart!! I can only hope he will forever be that sweet little gentleman even when he gets older and only hope my little monster can also be the perfect gentleman. 

Now a days chivalry has an expiration date attached to the guy.... 

You know the Sour Patch commercial with the Sour Patch doing something bad then being uber nice afterwards? "First they're sour then they're Sweet"(..... I love these commercials btw!)... Yeah well guys are just like that commercial, but BACKWARDS..... 

So to all the forgetful non gentlemen out there.... Please take notes from this little MAN!!  ☺ 

Random Must Have

Bow Tie Swag for Pivo???? I'm thinking a MUST!!!!!

Etsy.com   Sillybuddy handmade dog bow ties $40.00

Auditions

Nothing melts my heart more then a dad out with his kid!! ESPECIALLY AN UBER SEXY DAD like David Beckham. It is the sweetest sight I can ever see. ♡

With that said, I am now holding auditions for all David Beckham look-a-likes to star in the leading role as my "toy"friend.....

Tis The Season to be Crafty

Christmas is by far my FAVORITE time of the year!! Everything about it!! The smell of pine and cinnamon..... The festive decorations and glistening lights..... Christmas music and cheesy Christmas movies.... Wrapping presents.... Giving presents.... Opening presents.... Anything related to Christmas I am all about it!!

Now how do you take my favorite time of the year and make it even more AMAZE-BALLS??! You mix it together with my other favorite thing - D.I.Y Crafting!!

Here is an easy craft for you to get started on..... 

(P.s. I will continue posting more Christmas crafts up until Christmas day so keep checking back.)

Monogramed Wreath

All items can be purchased at any craft store. Prices will not be exact, but very close in range.

Steps:

1. Paint your letter all over with a desired color. I would use red if I'm using red berries that way if there is any gaps between berries it will all blend in. All tho if your using a silver ribbon silver would look nice for the base color. As would gold if you are using a gold ribbon.
2. Arrange berries on the letter as close as you can get them. You will probably have to overlap and cut according to layout. Then hot glue gun onto the letter. Try not to put too much glue that way it will not gunk all over. Just enough for it to be secure. 
3. Tie a ribbon around and hang on your door. Or even in your house!!! 

TA-DA!!!! Now you have a Super Cheap and Super CHIC Wreath!! 

JoJo - Disaster

After hearing JoJo sing Drake's "Marvin's Room" she put herself back on the map for me. So now I can't wait for her new album Jumping Trains to come out, and the first single "Disaster" is the perfect song for me right now! 

                                     

Random MUST Haves

A Bitch Slapping Reality Check

It's too bad that a lot of girls confuse being stuck up and fake as classy....  "Being classy is NOT about being stuck up, but more so about having a simply unique style that will never be forgotten. To be classy is to have respect; respect for others, respect for elders and most of all respect for yourself."

Emilio Pucci "To Die For" DRESS

I was looking at pictures from the Victoria's Secret after party and saw Adriana Lima wearing such a TO DIE FOR dress! Every single thing about it is pure FASHION heaven.

 As STUNNING and SEXY as Adriana looked, she did the biggest fashion NO NO...... 

WEARING THE WRONG KIND OF UNDERWEAR!.... 

We know that you are an underwear model Miss Lima, but it is not necessary to show off your not even sexy undies while wearing such a gorgeous dress....