Quote of the Day

One of my BIGGEST pet peeves out of my million other pet peeves...... PEOPLE THAT JUDGE..... So this is one of my FAVORITE quotes out of my million other favorite quotes.......... People that judge can suck it and fuck off because in all reality their judgement is IGNORANCE wrapped up in LACK of KNOWLEDGE..... 

Dear Santa,

It's Christmas list time!!!! Nothing too crazy or anything........

First I will start off small..... I would like a gold watch. Not a dainty girls watch, a big face mans watch. Seeing as Rolex will be a lil far fetch, this Michael Kors watch will work...

Second I absolutely NEED an Iphone.... Since I weened off the Crackberry, this is an absolute must. P.s. Keep in mind I have Sprint.... 

Third I would like a new T.V... This gift isn't just for me it's for Mason too. So it's like a double whammy. Kill two birds with one stone kinda gift. ;-) I am getting tired of watching movies in the dark.. and by dark I am referring to the picture!! I can't see shit on this damn black BOX.....

                               

Last but most certainly not least, I would like Prince Charming delivered to my door. Preferably one that looks like David Beckham, one that oooooozes sexy like David, one with lots of tattoos like David (a MUST), one with a HOOOOT lean body like David and most of all one who is an absolute doll with kids like this beautiful man God is!! 

That is all..... See, nothing too extreme.... Pretty sure you can handle that!!.... In return I will leave out some specially BAKED brownies (pun maybe?) and a nice spiked drink to wash it down....

                                                                          Merry Christmas,

                                                                                     Diters ♥

                          

Float like a Butterfly... Swing like a Geezer!!!!

Former NFL quarterback Joe Kapp who and former CFL (Canadian Football League) enemey of Joe Kapp's, Angelo Mosca got into an old man's rumble during a luncheon for the Grey Cup (CFL's version of the Super Bowl)..... You would think that the geezer with the cane would have won... GREATEST entertainment to come from Canada since Drake and Bieber!!! 

                                    

This Isn't Creepy AT ALL.......

Oh ya know...... Just your average day Creepy Old Man taking a picture with a bunch of little Playboy Bunnies in training..... Nothing to raise an eyebrow over or anything..... dot. dot. dot. dot. NOOOTTTT!!!!

Picture courtesy of THE CHIVE

Acorn PeaNUT Butter Bites

EASY, cute, bite size treats for the holiday season. Did I mention that it is EASY to make??? (Thank you Pinterest).... It took me about 10 minutes to make them. All you need is Nutter Butter Bites, Hershey Kisses, chocolate chips and a lighter!! Heat the bottoms of the Hershey's and chocolate chips with the lighter for literally a second or two and stick to the peanut butter bites...... and BOOM! You're done!!!! 

Another One Bites the Dust

Aahhhh the sick joy I get out of seeing people bust their asses.... too funny! Yes, I am that mom that will laugh at my kid when he falls and ask questions later....When I catch my breath from laughing. So it's ok for me to laugh at other people when they fall. Yet, I would definitely HATE being a celebrity and being photographed at all times because I bust my ass quite often. And I can't image my face looking half as good as Salma's as I fall down either.... All though I would have let go of my kids hand on the way down that way I don't make her fall too! (Just because I laugh when my kid falls doesn't mean I would purposely make him fall.) Sorry Salma..... But great picture!

AMA Fashion Roundup

I live for award shows ONLY to see what everyone will be wearing and to see the performances. The rest of the show I fast forward cause it's all non sense. This AMA's I wasn't too impressed with what everyone wore. No one really wowed me last night. Except for Julie Bowen in her striped sequin dress. So here is a roundup of a few of the celebrities that I needed to talk about.......

 Even though Taylor Swift's dress is beautiful and glamorous, I'm so tired of seeing this annoying girl in the SAME look ALL the time. Change it up a bit, your style is too predictable. I love the fun, sexy striped sequin dress that Julie Bowen is wearing. She looks absolutely STUNNING and rocks this dress!

Can I just say first that both of these dresses and looks are a Fashion FAIL. But since it was a battle of the pink haired ladies, I decided to choose Katy Perry solely based on the fact that her makeup is flawless and her cleavage is on point. Also because Nikki Minaj bothers me. All though Nikki's dress could have been tweaked a bit to make it work.

Ok, Ok, I had to add the two best dressed MEN for the night. First is Robin Thicke. He OOOZES SEXY rock star hotness! Too die for! Next up is John Legend. All black everything...Black on black on black (And I'm just speaking about the clothes people..) Perfectly tailored and flawless. 

These two looks I'm on the fence about. I don't absolutely LOVE them, but then again I don't HATE them either...So they both will be sharing ONE check mark... Anne Vyalitsyna's dress reminds me of what Lady Gaga wore to the VMA's. So to me this dress is a repeat offender. As for Jennifer Lopez, she can do no wrong in my eyes even when sometimes she may just be doing wrong. This dress itself is very beautiful and dramatic. Probably a little bit too dramatic for the AMA's though. It's ok J.Lo, I still adore you.

Fail. Fail. Fail. Fail. Fail. I am all about girls who are confident enough with their bodies to wear body hugging clothes to show off their curves. EXCEPT when they do it so poorly that it is completely UNFLATTERING and in Christina Aguilera's case just plain GROSS. I'm not sure these two have any stylists (from the looks of their dress choices I think it's safe to assume they don't) or a mirror for that matter, but someone in their entourage if not everyone needs to be fired for allowing them to look like this on national television. I would have loved to seen Xtina with her hair BRUSHED and in a dress that isn't two sizes too small. As for Kelly Clarkson, if the dress didn't have the mermaid bottom it would have worked.