The Plot: Create a man shrine for my dad by framing all the naked male athletes in the magazine and posting them all over his room.
The Victim: An old fashion Albanian dad that has no sense of humor and hates to be messed with.
The Culprit: The old fashion Albanian dad's FAVORITE* daughter that loves to push his buttons just because she can get away with it... In other words... ME! :-)
*True statement, and it is known to the whole family
Bedside men for manly dreams.....
It would be a disgrace to turn on the T.V when you have these to men to stare at instead..
Everyone LOVES some Cock in the Sock drawer.....
A Lil toothbrushing eye candy....
Morning wood meets morning log....
Car ride companion......
So turns out my dad didn't appreciate the man shrine I made for him...... But little did my dad know, the man shrine did not stop just in his bedroom....My dad lays out his clothes for him to wear the next day. I figured he would love his man shrine so much that he would want to take a piece of it with him while he is out and about during his day. So the kind thoughtful daughter that I am, folded up an EXTRA special picture and put it in his pants pocket. My scheme worked out perfectly because yesterday my mom told me while her and my dad were at MVD, my dad reached in his pocket while at the counter and curiously pulled out the folded picture I put in there...... Ahhhhhhhh Operation Piss my dad off was a complete SUCCESS!!! :-)
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